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Dec. 16th, 2021 10:44 amAlexander Sweet
08.15.23 ★ pic prompt ★ "Not worried about anyone seeing you like this?"
Angel, Lone Wanderer
02.11.22 ★ tfln ★ "Aren't most buildings abandoned?"
02.20.22 ★ pic prompt ★ "And what if I want you to bite?"
Arcade Gannon
12.13.22 ★ gen text ★ "You do have your moments of shocking eloquence."
01.03.22 ★ tfln ★ "I don't remember where we originally came from, where home is. Just try to make it wherever I can."
03.03.22 ★ psl ★ "Omnia vincit amor. If you really want to get rid of me, you're going to have to try a little harder."
03.11.22 ★ tfln ★ "Taking notes, cataloging plants - don't ever let anyone tell you you aren't a romantic, Len."
03.25.22 ★ tfln ★ "I'm not sure how much actual learning we're likely to accomplish, in private."
04.15.22 ★ tfln ★ "I'm about to ad your fucking hominem, doc."
05.12.22 ★ blood ★ "I could use a syringe of med-x. Or two. Or eight."
05.20.22 ★ tfln ★ "Was I worth the wait?"
05.21.22 ★ tfln ★ "You have a remarkably short memory for the ridiculous stunts you pull."
06.21.22 ★ sexting ★ "I might feel kind of bad if I spend your last night on Earth thinking of all the many and varied ways I'd like to fuck you."
07.15.22 ★ tfln ★ "No, I manifested from a peyote cactus that split open just outside Santa Fe."
07.26.22 ★ pic prompt ★ "Because you give me hope - that things can change, and this fight might actually be worth something."
10.19.22 ★ bathing ★ "Oh, okay, I see your maturity fell off with the beard, too."
10.28.22 ★ tfln ★ "It's sweet of you to assume you'd end up in a grave."
11.17.22 ★ nsfw questions ★ "Aw, you like it when I drawl mesquite honey in your ear?"
11.17.22 ★ nsfw questions ★ "I'd pretend to be shocked, but you do like showing off much more than I do."
01.10.23 ★ pic prompt ★ "Say, didn't you once mention having an oddly specific fantasy about - what was it? Undressing me with just your teeth?"
03.24.23 ★ tfln ★ "You told me over breakfast three days ago you have shit bedside manner, sugar."
04.20.23 ★ shipping texts ★ "That's me, four leaf clover in a cowboy hat."
05.01.23 ★ survey ★ "I generally prefer to avoid the use of highly sensitive explosives in most of my interpersonal relations, actually."
05.01.23 ★ survey ★ "I was respectable in the interim."
05.15.23 ★ tinder ★ "Yeah, but the more I think about it, the more I'm worried you're gonna look like an overgrown 10-year old dressed up like the Lone Ranger."
05.15.23 ★ tinder ★ "I think I’d just prefer it if we had the majority of our conversations face to face. Or mouth to mouth."
06.14.23 ★ psl ★ "Just try not to let the bourgeoisie hear you talking like that, all right?"
07.07.23 ★ tfln ★ "You're just a little softer than a cactus, amor."
10.05.23 ★ sexting ★ "Eighth, actually. The seventh circle would've been positively refreshing, by comparison."
11.02.23 ★ assumptions ★ "We could spend all day discussing the kind of filth you're into, but I know what really gets to you."
11.02.23 ★ assumptions ★ "Would you rather I phrase it "likes to be fucked but explicitly on his own terms and will be a little shit about it"?"
12.29.23 ★ psl ★ "X"
01.05.24 ★ tfln ★ "You have to be hurt for me to want to look after you?"
04.05.24 ★ tfln ★ "I don't need to get drunk to push you around."
04.12.24 ★ tfln ★ "Is there anything I should bring? Other than my winning smile and charming personality."
05.10.24 ★ tfln ★ "Besides, if you have so much free time on your hands, I can think of quite a few more productive ways you could use it."
05.10.24 ★ tfln ★ "I didn't realize I was complaining that much."
05.10.24 ★ tfln ★ "How am I supposed to be a good husband if I can't beat the shit out of everyone who's ever been an asshole to you?"
07.12.24 ★ pic prompt ★ "With the greatest possible respect, please go fuck yourself."
09.27.24 ★ tfln ★ "Do you want me to lie to you?"
09.27.24 ★ tfln ★ "I don't know how you'll find the time or the budget. Unless you're going pro boner publico."
01.15.25 ★ love letters ★ "Suggesting I could ever take up politics may be the least attractive thing you've done."
01.31.25 ★ tfln ★ "No, I'm sure you looked your usual, intimidating self while you were attempting to climb me to get back up off the ground."
07.23.25 ★ pic prompt ★ "X"
Archangel Gabriel
10.03.25 ★ tfln ★ "X"
Ari Tayrey
09.16.22 ★ tfln ★ "You're very lucky to be alive."
10.28.22 ★ tfln ★ "X"
Arthur Morgan
03.04.22 ★ tfln ★ "I can damn well earn a dollar, you know. Even if I might sometimes acquire a talent for inebriation beyond usefulness."
03.25.22 ★ tfln ★ "You've really taken a look at the mud on my boots and think I'm a dandy?"
03.29.22 ★ sexting ★ "A little craggy, but it had its charms."
09.02.22 ★ tfln ★ "What's it going to take to get your fool ass to the sawbones?"
09.16.22 ★ rate me ★ "Who's making fun? A ruggedly charmed man is complimenting me. I'm all aflutter."
10.28.22 ★ tfln ★ "That what you make of me, I'm just waiting to cash in on your friendship?"
11.04.22 ★ tfln ★ "And guess I hadn't realized how gallant you are before."
05.01.23 ★ survey ★ "You got a lot of fine skills at your disposal, Arthur."
05.01.23 ★ survey ★ "You're worried that daddy's gonna tell you to stop playing with me after school."
07.11.23 ★ psl ★ "You good? 'Cause if not, I did see a mess of folk eyein' you downstairs, if you got second thoughts."
05.10.24 ★ tfln ★ "X"
Astarion Ancunín
10.01.23 ★ gen text ★ "And please, "robbing" sounds so gauche. We're just doing a good deed."
10.02.23 ★ gen text ★ "Anything I can do to tip that scale? Obsequious flattery? Open a vein?"
10.06.23 ★ pic prompt ★ "Misery loves company, so the saying goes. So too, I think, does payback."
10.20.23 ★ tfln ★ "I'd tell you to take me out somewhere fancy but they probably won't have a menu that caters to your palate."
Benny Gecko
05.08.2024 ★ truth meme ★ "How'd that happen, anyway? You, breathing."
Billy Russo
06.24.22 ★ tfln ★ "Shouldn't we both promise to leave our knives at home?"
07.08.22 ★ tfln ★ I thought this was our thing, besides. Flirting with a vaguely malicious undertone."
Bucky Barnes
07.07.23 ★ tfln ★ "Congratulations on your indomitable constitution and your probable PTSD."
Butch DeLoria
12.17.21 ★ tfln ★ "I watched you fall face first into a ditch yesterday, Butch."
Calahan Boswall
01.03.24 ★ smash or pass ★ "X"
05.08.24 ★ tfln ★ "Talk is cheap. I'm not."
Carmy Berzatto
09.02.22 ★ tfln ★ "Beef anxiety sounds Freudian."
09.16.22 ★ tfln ★ "You're killing me, Carmy. And yourself, probably."
09.19.22 ★ confession ★ "I'd say you have bad taste, but I had a crush on my chef in New York."
10.03.22 ★ sexting ★ "You don't need me to rob you to get me to take off your pants. I already wanna do that."
05.22.23 ★ gen text ★ "X"
Charles Vane
05.30.22 ★ pic prompt ★ "Are you one of us or one of them?"
Conner Cairo / Courier 5
02.21.25 ★ tfln ★ "X"
Conner J.
10.31.20 ★ tfln ★ "Can't believe you'd be so gauche as to want more than door-kicking in a relationship."
Cooper Howard / The Ghoul
05.10.24 ★ tfln ★ "You know what they say. Come rain or shine or swarm of insects."
07.12.24 ★ tfln ★ "Deduction like that, you might be on your way to a PhD yourself."
09.28.24 ★ tfln ★ "You keep talking like that, I can be more than sweet."
The Corinthian
06.13.23 ★ sexting ★ "X"
Courier Alts
10.07.21 ★ sexting ★ "Heard from a little birdie (it was Arcade, by the way) that you got some grenade launcher ammo."
03.22.22 ★ sexting ★ "Will you be wearing a cowboy hat during this? Or will I be wearing it as I ride your face?"
12.07.22 ★ sexting ★ "I figure we can get Rex a new brain, shouldn't be too hard to get you a new liver if it calls for it."
Crius Oscius
08.29.22 ★ sexting ★ "-can we pretend that you actually know how to respect people's privacy?"
09.16.22 ★ tfln ★ "You were shot in the head? How come I'm only learning about this now?"
Daniil Dankovsky
11.11.22 ★ pic prompt ★ "Are you still awake?"
Danny Johnson (Ghostface)
07.07.23 ★ tfln ★ "i knew YOU were fine. i was more concerned for the person who sullied your fresh threads."
Daryl Dixon
02.08.22 ★ pic prompt ★ "You make me drag your corpse back I'll never fucking forgive you."
07.27.22 ★ sexting ★ "You know, you are the first man I've ever known who kicks a mild fuss about getting a blowjob."
09.14.22 ★ word assoc. ★ "Kinda funny. Peaks of civilization being such a vulnerable mess."
09.20.22 ★ pic prompt ★ "Look. One of us has to drive the damn car."
11.04.22 ★ tfln ★ "Tell me you ain't the type to get hit by a car, I'll call you a liar."
11.04.22 ★ tfln ★ "Must really be sweet on me after all if you think I can tell the difference tween any of that an a ring pop."
11.18.22 ★ tfln ★ "I don't do shit I don't wanna."
12.16.22 ★ word assoc. ★ "Sounds like, what happened to you? You've earned a little dirty."
12.19.22 ★ psl ★ "We might really get outta this without fuckin' pneumonia."
12.23.22 ★ tfln ★ "Thought maybe you'd like a beanie with a pompom."
01.27.23 ★ tfln ★ "Anybody ever tell you how romantic you are?"
03.24.23 ★ tfln ★ "Just thought you might like some air before we're both put on...laundry duty, or whatever."
08.29.23 ★ pic prompt ★ "You know somethin', you make me feel kinda crazy, sometimes."
07.12.24 ★ tfln ★ "We're really butchering this joke."
08.23.25 ★ pic prompt ★ "X"
09.03.25 ★ sexting ★ "You always get on my damn nerves."
Deacon
06.19.23 ★ gen text ★ "But I've always been an animal lover ever since I was raised by a pack of dogs."
Elias Bouchard
12.14.22 ★ woke up in jail ★ "You know - the last person to surprise me with a coffee was trying to kill me."
Eliot Waugh
10.07.21 ★ sexting ★ "Your tongue picks up more than cursing naturally. I like it."
12.09.21 ★ love letter ★ "Now, I hope you're drinking an ample whiskey. Actually, I have yet to figure out what alcohol you are."
01.20.22 ★ love letter ★ "Clearly I’ve rubbed off on you in other ways, stud."
01.29.22 ★ h/c ★ "Your reflexes are delicious."
02.23.22 ★ sexting ★ "Don't be coy, I have you on speed dial."
Ethan Chandler
07.26.22 ★ gen text ★ "Have you ever considered not taking that route? Detours, they're not so bad."
Fenris
10.01.23 ★ love letter ★ "X"
Furiosa
07.12.24 ★ tfln ★ "That the only way to put you on your back?"
07.12.24 ★ pic prompt ★ "X"
02.21.25 ★ tfln ★ "I believe white historically suggested the wearer was innocent, and you are anything but."
Gale Dekarios
11.17.23 ★ bathing ★ "X"
Gator Tillman
01.31.25 ★ tfln ★ "Touchy. Did President Kimball piss in your sugar bombs this morning?"
Genya Safin
07.18.23 ★ sexting ★ "X"
"Hawkeye" Pierce
12.09.22 ★ tfln ★ "I'll even shave my legs."
Isaac Gates
10.28.22 ★ tfln ★ "Buttering me up, Felix? What do you want?"
11.09.22 ★ sexting ★ "Turns out I have a thing for cowboys."
12.16.22 ★ sexting ★ "You got nice hands. Surgeon's hands. Or I guess a sharpshooter's hands in your case."
Jack Krauser
09.03.25 ★ sexting ★ "You could've said something. Blood was running so hot I could've set off your geiger counter."
Jed Tucker
11.04.22 ★ tfln ★ "I don't have to pay a toll, do I? All I've got is a bottle of whiskey."
11.04.22 ★ tfln ★ "Ain't nothing untoward about you at all."
11.19.22 ★ pic prompt ★ "You just gonna let me do all the work tonight?"
Jerry Pascal
05.21.22 ★ tfln ★ "If you start having trouble doing basic math don't panic that'll pass eventually."
Jim Hopper
11.04.22 ★ nsfw questions ★ "Cop. Is it that easy to tell?"
Joel Miller
02.06.22 ★ gen text ★ "No offense, Joel, but I don't think you'd know subtle if it slapped you across the face."
08.17.22 ★ pic prompt ★ "Oh, I’m real curious to know who you been talkin’ to about me."
12.07.22 ★ pic prompt ★ "Looks like you managed not to die or get yourself undead."
06.13.23 ★ stranded ★ "X"
06.19.23 ★ gen text ★ "All it takes is one surprising you for you to end up unsurprisingly dead."
07.07.23 ★ tfln ★ "That explains it. Here I just thought you had really bad taste."
11.17.23 ★ pic prompt ★ "Shit, Joel, when you said slow I thought you wanted me to bring you flowers first."
11.20.23 ★ texting ★ "Five years until I'm an old man? Are we gonna have to start a BINGO night?"
John Blake
07.18.23 ★ sexting ★ "X"
John Hancock
01.25.22 ★ sexting ★ "Had three guys in the last hour ask me where the fuckin' rodeo's at."
02.12.22 ★ tfln ★ "What's your sober strategy then, stud?"
06.15.22 ★ sexting ★ "Uh, YEAH. Thought we were past all that small talk shit."
05.13.24 ★ tfln ★ "X"
07.12.24 ★ gen text ★ "X"
07.13.24 ★ pic prompt ★ "X"
John Marston
01.11.22 ★ gen text ★ "I make all sorts of friends on account of my perfectly pleasant nature."
Jonah Magnus
05.25.22 ★ sell me ★ "'Eager to learn all about you', I believe it said. You had some forewarning of what you were getting into."
06.16.22 ★ gen text ★ "Excuse me a moment, I'm going to put Social Impropriety A Guarantee on all my calling cards."
08.08.22 ★ t/b/s ★ "Should you find yourself with said opportunity, I expect a full and unbiased report."
09.16.22 ★ tfln ★ "You're right, next time I'll come in through the bedroom window."
10.17.22 ★ body heat ★ "X"
10.28.22 ★ tfln ★ "He's got the backbone of a sausage roll and the charisma to match."
12.16.22 ★ word assoc. ★ "X"
07.07.23 ★ tfln ★ "Do try not to use all your wit at once; it's still early in the evening yet."
05.10.24 ★ tfln ★ "You wanna drug an unsuspecting individual and watch how they react to it? I'm game, obviously."
Jonathan Sims
07.08.22 ★ tfln ★ "Yes, but how questionable was the latest questionable thing you took out for delivery?"
07.15.22 ★ tfln ★ "Next time I'm worried you've stopped breathing, I'll be sure to just walk on by, then. At least your corpse wouldn't harass me."
Joshua Graham
06.20.22 ★ gen text ★ "I would prefer not to answer questions that pertain to any state of vulnerability."
Kate Bishop
02.21.25 ★ tfln ★ "You're gonna look pretty funny trying to fight crime or whatever from a bathtub."
Karen Page
06.30.22 ★ sexting ★ "You plan on helping me sift through my case notes?"
Kim Gaon
02.21.25 ★ tfln ★ "X"
Kim Kitsuragi
12.31.21 ★ tfln ★ "Yes. TGIF, as they say."
01.20.22 ★ body heat ★ "You got that "time to smoke" look on your face."
02.11.22 ★ tfln ★ "It was a completely innocent remark. About your genitals."
03.19.22 ★ tfln ★ "You want me to start associating you with people who shoot themselves accidentally?"
03.23.22 ★ psl ★ "I'll understand if you lose my number when we leave."
03.25.22 ★ tfln ★ "Do you regret saying I have a dainty waist?"
04.02.22 ★ tfln ★ "Seeing as you associate with hapless idiots I really gotta question your taste in men, Kim."
04.20.22 ★ heart meme ★ "Do you have any other quotidian platitudes that reflect your deepest sentiments?"
04.27.22 ★ psl ★ "You look like an overgrown Vespertine shoeshine boy."
05.21.22 ★ tfln ★ "It's cute when you play modest."
07.22.22 ★ tfln ★ "No. I'd say your stunt cock is the more pertinent target."
08.12.22 ★ tfln ★ "Not even your legs can bridge this age gap, I'm sure."
12.16.22 ★ word assoc. ★ "X"
Léon Alain Barber
08.08.2023 ★ pic prompt ★ "We are all given dimension by our surroundings."
Levi Kane
02.22.25 ★ tfln ★ "X"
Lucy MacLean
05.10.24 ★ tfln ★ "Out of professional curiosity, how many wasteland predators have you had run-ins with so far?"
05.10.24 ★ tfln ★ "Bring me a box of .308s and breakfast is yours."
05.10.24 ★ tfln ★ "X"
Malcolm Reynolds
07.12.24 ★ tfln ★ "Buy me roses. I'll swoon proper."
Marc Spector / Jake Lockley
05.20.22 ★ tfln ★ "Right, yeah, because you're about as subtle as a loaded gun."
06.15.22 ★ sexting ★ "If I kicked in your door for a price on your head, tell me that you'd kill me."
06.21.22 ★ sexting ★ "Are you touching yourself, nightstalker?"
Max Rockatansky
07.15.24 ★ pic prompt ★ "Making it sound like you want me around."
01.16.25 ★ love letters ★ "Didn't realize I needed to serenade my way into your leathers."
01.16.25 ★ tfln ★ "To ask me whether I think about your mouth on me with any regularity is like asking if I inhale before I exhale."
01.31.2025 ★ tfln ★
Miles Upshur
09.02.22 ★ tfln ★ "One man's certifiable taste is another man's romp in the back of his Jeep."
Nora, Sole Survivor
11.04.21 ★ pic prompt ★ "Would hate for you to freeze to death."
02.08.22 ★ pic prompt ★ "Maybe I should have been a medic instead of joining JAG."
Paladin Danse
11.22.22 ★ psl ★ "Really? You'd prefer "dipshit" over "civilian?" I mean, it's unorthodox, but I can oblige."
01.04.23 ★ psl ★ "X"
12.20.24 ★ nursed back to health ★ "Classic negotiation tactic. Stab someone in the face."
01.05.25 ★ psl ★ "X"
01.15.25 ★ love letters ★ "If you're subtly asking whether I've hit anybody in the face with a bottle yet, the answer is no."
01.22.25 ★ sexting ★ "X"
Paul "Jesus" Rovia
01.01.24 ★ my type ★ "X"
Piper Wright
06.16.22 ★ gen text ★ "All publishing rights in your capable hands, ma'am."
06.21.22 ★ sexting ★ "What kind of poison you got lying around? I know you've got a sweet tooth."
05.08.24 ★ sexting ★ "X"
01.21.25 ★ sexting ★ "X"
Quentin Smith
06.13.23 ★ sexting ★ "Do the boots ever come off or am I gonna have to wrangle you out of them?"
07.11.23 ★ pic prompt ★ "Darlin', if you were the king-sized bed type, you wouldn't've jumped me outside a liquor store."
07.18.24 ★ sexting ★ "X"
Razvan Seville
02.06.22 ★ gen text ★ "When are people not trying to kill me?"
02.12.22 ★ tfln ★ "I'm glad you got more than just tetanus out of it."
Remmick
07.17.25 ★ pic prompt ★ "X"
Reno
08.12.22 ★ tfln ★ "You're a motormouth, I've considered creatively gagging you more than once."
Rick Grimes
04.13.23 ★ pic prompt ★ "X"
Rico Dredd
08.12.22 ★ tfln ★ "Don't say 'maybe' like that, Len. I might take it as a challenge and you don't know what you're signing up for."
08.30.22 ★ pic prompt ★ "All right. Take me for a spin."
09.16.22 ★ tfln ★ "It was just a little joke, Len. Don't get your panties in a twist."
10.28.22 ★ tfln ★ "Sounds like suicide, sweetheart, but you know I'm all in."
11.16.22 ★ psl ★ "And I'm here because you trust me. Right, Len?"
12.09.22 ★ tfln ★ "Yeah, sometimes you're a complete fucking prick. Not everybody's nice enough to give you a love tap for it."
01.27.23 ★ tfln ★ "That's a lot of time to dig in silence. What ran through your head? Other than the bullets at the end, obviously."
05.01.23 ★ survey ★ "Oh, you paid Billy Knight to write that one for you?"
06.20.23 ★ psl ★ "X"
07.21.23 ★ tfln ★ "X"
02.21.25 ★ tfln ★ "X"
Robert Small
09.16.22 ★ pic prompt ★ "The years I had to train to be this bad... and you don't even respect the effort."
Rust Cohle
02.21.25 ★ tfln ★ "Did I strike a nerve in your redirection of assured distraction?"
Sarica
05.01.22 ★ gen text ★ "Oh, I'd say we've been very friendly."
05.20.22 ★ tfln ★ "Consider me pleasantly unsurprised at the number of candles you've dipped your wick into."
Scott Kensington
11.17.22 ★ tinder ★ "You're vers? That's huge, I bet you get a lot of requests."
Sebastian Moran
02.09.23 ★ psl ★ "X"
Silco
02.13.25 ★ pic prompt ★ "X"
Simon "Ghost" Riley
01.14.25 ★ pic prompt ★ X
01.17.25 ★ tfln ★ "I'm glad you're back. Gonna put that pretty mouth of yours to work."
01.30.25 ★ love letters ★ "That's a really sweet way of telling me you're gonna fuck me stupid."
Tangerine
12.16.22 ★ word assoc. ★ "X"
12.19.22 ★ sexting ★ "X"
01.26.23 ★ sexting ★ "X"
Tobi, Lone Wanderer/Courier
11.02.23 ★ assumptions ★ "Keep talking like that and I'll have to ask you to buy me dinner first."
11.03.23 ★ tfln ★ "Yeah, I'm allergic to little shits with yellow eyes. Let me know if you see any around."
11.17.23 ★ tfln ★ "You don't have to worry about me. Wouldn't bend you over anything unless you wanted me to."
Viktor
10.03.25 ★ tfln ★ "X"
Will Graham
02.23.22 ★ sexting ★ "My canine kingdom is open to border relations."
Yes Man
01.25.22 ★ h/c ★ "I would really love to be wrong! Hey, maybe this is totally normal!"
10.20.23 ★ tfln ★ "Don't take this the wrong way, but I had a pretty nice, anonymous life until your ex-boss shot me in the face."
08.15.23 ★ pic prompt ★ "Not worried about anyone seeing you like this?"
Angel, Lone Wanderer
02.11.22 ★ tfln ★ "Aren't most buildings abandoned?"
02.20.22 ★ pic prompt ★ "And what if I want you to bite?"
Arcade Gannon
12.13.22 ★ gen text ★ "You do have your moments of shocking eloquence."
01.03.22 ★ tfln ★ "I don't remember where we originally came from, where home is. Just try to make it wherever I can."
03.03.22 ★ psl ★ "Omnia vincit amor. If you really want to get rid of me, you're going to have to try a little harder."
03.11.22 ★ tfln ★ "Taking notes, cataloging plants - don't ever let anyone tell you you aren't a romantic, Len."
03.25.22 ★ tfln ★ "I'm not sure how much actual learning we're likely to accomplish, in private."
04.15.22 ★ tfln ★ "I'm about to ad your fucking hominem, doc."
05.12.22 ★ blood ★ "I could use a syringe of med-x. Or two. Or eight."
05.20.22 ★ tfln ★ "Was I worth the wait?"
05.21.22 ★ tfln ★ "You have a remarkably short memory for the ridiculous stunts you pull."
06.21.22 ★ sexting ★ "I might feel kind of bad if I spend your last night on Earth thinking of all the many and varied ways I'd like to fuck you."
07.15.22 ★ tfln ★ "No, I manifested from a peyote cactus that split open just outside Santa Fe."
07.26.22 ★ pic prompt ★ "Because you give me hope - that things can change, and this fight might actually be worth something."
10.19.22 ★ bathing ★ "Oh, okay, I see your maturity fell off with the beard, too."
10.28.22 ★ tfln ★ "It's sweet of you to assume you'd end up in a grave."
11.17.22 ★ nsfw questions ★ "Aw, you like it when I drawl mesquite honey in your ear?"
11.17.22 ★ nsfw questions ★ "I'd pretend to be shocked, but you do like showing off much more than I do."
01.10.23 ★ pic prompt ★ "Say, didn't you once mention having an oddly specific fantasy about - what was it? Undressing me with just your teeth?"
03.24.23 ★ tfln ★ "You told me over breakfast three days ago you have shit bedside manner, sugar."
04.20.23 ★ shipping texts ★ "That's me, four leaf clover in a cowboy hat."
05.01.23 ★ survey ★ "I generally prefer to avoid the use of highly sensitive explosives in most of my interpersonal relations, actually."
05.01.23 ★ survey ★ "I was respectable in the interim."
05.15.23 ★ tinder ★ "Yeah, but the more I think about it, the more I'm worried you're gonna look like an overgrown 10-year old dressed up like the Lone Ranger."
05.15.23 ★ tinder ★ "I think I’d just prefer it if we had the majority of our conversations face to face. Or mouth to mouth."
06.14.23 ★ psl ★ "Just try not to let the bourgeoisie hear you talking like that, all right?"
07.07.23 ★ tfln ★ "You're just a little softer than a cactus, amor."
10.05.23 ★ sexting ★ "Eighth, actually. The seventh circle would've been positively refreshing, by comparison."
11.02.23 ★ assumptions ★ "We could spend all day discussing the kind of filth you're into, but I know what really gets to you."
11.02.23 ★ assumptions ★ "Would you rather I phrase it "likes to be fucked but explicitly on his own terms and will be a little shit about it"?"
12.29.23 ★ psl ★ "X"
01.05.24 ★ tfln ★ "You have to be hurt for me to want to look after you?"
04.05.24 ★ tfln ★ "I don't need to get drunk to push you around."
04.12.24 ★ tfln ★ "Is there anything I should bring? Other than my winning smile and charming personality."
05.10.24 ★ tfln ★ "Besides, if you have so much free time on your hands, I can think of quite a few more productive ways you could use it."
05.10.24 ★ tfln ★ "I didn't realize I was complaining that much."
05.10.24 ★ tfln ★ "How am I supposed to be a good husband if I can't beat the shit out of everyone who's ever been an asshole to you?"
07.12.24 ★ pic prompt ★ "With the greatest possible respect, please go fuck yourself."
09.27.24 ★ tfln ★ "Do you want me to lie to you?"
09.27.24 ★ tfln ★ "I don't know how you'll find the time or the budget. Unless you're going pro boner publico."
01.15.25 ★ love letters ★ "Suggesting I could ever take up politics may be the least attractive thing you've done."
01.31.25 ★ tfln ★ "No, I'm sure you looked your usual, intimidating self while you were attempting to climb me to get back up off the ground."
07.23.25 ★ pic prompt ★ "X"
Archangel Gabriel
10.03.25 ★ tfln ★ "X"
Ari Tayrey
09.16.22 ★ tfln ★ "You're very lucky to be alive."
10.28.22 ★ tfln ★ "X"
Arthur Morgan
03.04.22 ★ tfln ★ "I can damn well earn a dollar, you know. Even if I might sometimes acquire a talent for inebriation beyond usefulness."
03.25.22 ★ tfln ★ "You've really taken a look at the mud on my boots and think I'm a dandy?"
03.29.22 ★ sexting ★ "A little craggy, but it had its charms."
09.02.22 ★ tfln ★ "What's it going to take to get your fool ass to the sawbones?"
09.16.22 ★ rate me ★ "Who's making fun? A ruggedly charmed man is complimenting me. I'm all aflutter."
10.28.22 ★ tfln ★ "That what you make of me, I'm just waiting to cash in on your friendship?"
11.04.22 ★ tfln ★ "And guess I hadn't realized how gallant you are before."
05.01.23 ★ survey ★ "You got a lot of fine skills at your disposal, Arthur."
05.01.23 ★ survey ★ "You're worried that daddy's gonna tell you to stop playing with me after school."
07.11.23 ★ psl ★ "You good? 'Cause if not, I did see a mess of folk eyein' you downstairs, if you got second thoughts."
05.10.24 ★ tfln ★ "X"
Astarion Ancunín
10.01.23 ★ gen text ★ "And please, "robbing" sounds so gauche. We're just doing a good deed."
10.02.23 ★ gen text ★ "Anything I can do to tip that scale? Obsequious flattery? Open a vein?"
10.06.23 ★ pic prompt ★ "Misery loves company, so the saying goes. So too, I think, does payback."
10.20.23 ★ tfln ★ "I'd tell you to take me out somewhere fancy but they probably won't have a menu that caters to your palate."
Benny Gecko
05.08.2024 ★ truth meme ★ "How'd that happen, anyway? You, breathing."
Billy Russo
06.24.22 ★ tfln ★ "Shouldn't we both promise to leave our knives at home?"
07.08.22 ★ tfln ★ I thought this was our thing, besides. Flirting with a vaguely malicious undertone."
Bucky Barnes
07.07.23 ★ tfln ★ "Congratulations on your indomitable constitution and your probable PTSD."
Butch DeLoria
12.17.21 ★ tfln ★ "I watched you fall face first into a ditch yesterday, Butch."
Calahan Boswall
01.03.24 ★ smash or pass ★ "X"
05.08.24 ★ tfln ★ "Talk is cheap. I'm not."
Carmy Berzatto
09.02.22 ★ tfln ★ "Beef anxiety sounds Freudian."
09.16.22 ★ tfln ★ "You're killing me, Carmy. And yourself, probably."
09.19.22 ★ confession ★ "I'd say you have bad taste, but I had a crush on my chef in New York."
10.03.22 ★ sexting ★ "You don't need me to rob you to get me to take off your pants. I already wanna do that."
05.22.23 ★ gen text ★ "X"
Charles Vane
05.30.22 ★ pic prompt ★ "Are you one of us or one of them?"
Conner Cairo / Courier 5
02.21.25 ★ tfln ★ "X"
Conner J.
10.31.20 ★ tfln ★ "Can't believe you'd be so gauche as to want more than door-kicking in a relationship."
Cooper Howard / The Ghoul
05.10.24 ★ tfln ★ "You know what they say. Come rain or shine or swarm of insects."
07.12.24 ★ tfln ★ "Deduction like that, you might be on your way to a PhD yourself."
09.28.24 ★ tfln ★ "You keep talking like that, I can be more than sweet."
The Corinthian
06.13.23 ★ sexting ★ "X"
Courier Alts
10.07.21 ★ sexting ★ "Heard from a little birdie (it was Arcade, by the way) that you got some grenade launcher ammo."
03.22.22 ★ sexting ★ "Will you be wearing a cowboy hat during this? Or will I be wearing it as I ride your face?"
12.07.22 ★ sexting ★ "I figure we can get Rex a new brain, shouldn't be too hard to get you a new liver if it calls for it."
Crius Oscius
08.29.22 ★ sexting ★ "-can we pretend that you actually know how to respect people's privacy?"
09.16.22 ★ tfln ★ "You were shot in the head? How come I'm only learning about this now?"
Daniil Dankovsky
11.11.22 ★ pic prompt ★ "Are you still awake?"
Danny Johnson (Ghostface)
07.07.23 ★ tfln ★ "i knew YOU were fine. i was more concerned for the person who sullied your fresh threads."
Daryl Dixon
02.08.22 ★ pic prompt ★ "You make me drag your corpse back I'll never fucking forgive you."
07.27.22 ★ sexting ★ "You know, you are the first man I've ever known who kicks a mild fuss about getting a blowjob."
09.14.22 ★ word assoc. ★ "Kinda funny. Peaks of civilization being such a vulnerable mess."
09.20.22 ★ pic prompt ★ "Look. One of us has to drive the damn car."
11.04.22 ★ tfln ★ "Tell me you ain't the type to get hit by a car, I'll call you a liar."
11.04.22 ★ tfln ★ "Must really be sweet on me after all if you think I can tell the difference tween any of that an a ring pop."
11.18.22 ★ tfln ★ "I don't do shit I don't wanna."
12.16.22 ★ word assoc. ★ "Sounds like, what happened to you? You've earned a little dirty."
12.19.22 ★ psl ★ "We might really get outta this without fuckin' pneumonia."
12.23.22 ★ tfln ★ "Thought maybe you'd like a beanie with a pompom."
01.27.23 ★ tfln ★ "Anybody ever tell you how romantic you are?"
03.24.23 ★ tfln ★ "Just thought you might like some air before we're both put on...laundry duty, or whatever."
08.29.23 ★ pic prompt ★ "You know somethin', you make me feel kinda crazy, sometimes."
07.12.24 ★ tfln ★ "We're really butchering this joke."
08.23.25 ★ pic prompt ★ "X"
09.03.25 ★ sexting ★ "You always get on my damn nerves."
Deacon
06.19.23 ★ gen text ★ "But I've always been an animal lover ever since I was raised by a pack of dogs."
Elias Bouchard
12.14.22 ★ woke up in jail ★ "You know - the last person to surprise me with a coffee was trying to kill me."
Eliot Waugh
10.07.21 ★ sexting ★ "Your tongue picks up more than cursing naturally. I like it."
12.09.21 ★ love letter ★ "Now, I hope you're drinking an ample whiskey. Actually, I have yet to figure out what alcohol you are."
01.20.22 ★ love letter ★ "Clearly I’ve rubbed off on you in other ways, stud."
01.29.22 ★ h/c ★ "Your reflexes are delicious."
02.23.22 ★ sexting ★ "Don't be coy, I have you on speed dial."
Ethan Chandler
07.26.22 ★ gen text ★ "Have you ever considered not taking that route? Detours, they're not so bad."
Fenris
10.01.23 ★ love letter ★ "X"
Furiosa
07.12.24 ★ tfln ★ "That the only way to put you on your back?"
07.12.24 ★ pic prompt ★ "X"
02.21.25 ★ tfln ★ "I believe white historically suggested the wearer was innocent, and you are anything but."
Gale Dekarios
11.17.23 ★ bathing ★ "X"
Gator Tillman
01.31.25 ★ tfln ★ "Touchy. Did President Kimball piss in your sugar bombs this morning?"
Genya Safin
07.18.23 ★ sexting ★ "X"
"Hawkeye" Pierce
12.09.22 ★ tfln ★ "I'll even shave my legs."
Isaac Gates
10.28.22 ★ tfln ★ "Buttering me up, Felix? What do you want?"
11.09.22 ★ sexting ★ "Turns out I have a thing for cowboys."
12.16.22 ★ sexting ★ "You got nice hands. Surgeon's hands. Or I guess a sharpshooter's hands in your case."
Jack Krauser
09.03.25 ★ sexting ★ "You could've said something. Blood was running so hot I could've set off your geiger counter."
Jed Tucker
11.04.22 ★ tfln ★ "I don't have to pay a toll, do I? All I've got is a bottle of whiskey."
11.04.22 ★ tfln ★ "Ain't nothing untoward about you at all."
11.19.22 ★ pic prompt ★ "You just gonna let me do all the work tonight?"
Jerry Pascal
05.21.22 ★ tfln ★ "If you start having trouble doing basic math don't panic that'll pass eventually."
Jim Hopper
11.04.22 ★ nsfw questions ★ "Cop. Is it that easy to tell?"
Joel Miller
02.06.22 ★ gen text ★ "No offense, Joel, but I don't think you'd know subtle if it slapped you across the face."
08.17.22 ★ pic prompt ★ "Oh, I’m real curious to know who you been talkin’ to about me."
12.07.22 ★ pic prompt ★ "Looks like you managed not to die or get yourself undead."
06.13.23 ★ stranded ★ "X"
06.19.23 ★ gen text ★ "All it takes is one surprising you for you to end up unsurprisingly dead."
07.07.23 ★ tfln ★ "That explains it. Here I just thought you had really bad taste."
11.17.23 ★ pic prompt ★ "Shit, Joel, when you said slow I thought you wanted me to bring you flowers first."
11.20.23 ★ texting ★ "Five years until I'm an old man? Are we gonna have to start a BINGO night?"
John Blake
07.18.23 ★ sexting ★ "X"
John Hancock
01.25.22 ★ sexting ★ "Had three guys in the last hour ask me where the fuckin' rodeo's at."
02.12.22 ★ tfln ★ "What's your sober strategy then, stud?"
06.15.22 ★ sexting ★ "Uh, YEAH. Thought we were past all that small talk shit."
05.13.24 ★ tfln ★ "X"
07.12.24 ★ gen text ★ "X"
07.13.24 ★ pic prompt ★ "X"
John Marston
01.11.22 ★ gen text ★ "I make all sorts of friends on account of my perfectly pleasant nature."
Jonah Magnus
05.25.22 ★ sell me ★ "'Eager to learn all about you', I believe it said. You had some forewarning of what you were getting into."
06.16.22 ★ gen text ★ "Excuse me a moment, I'm going to put Social Impropriety A Guarantee on all my calling cards."
08.08.22 ★ t/b/s ★ "Should you find yourself with said opportunity, I expect a full and unbiased report."
09.16.22 ★ tfln ★ "You're right, next time I'll come in through the bedroom window."
10.17.22 ★ body heat ★ "X"
10.28.22 ★ tfln ★ "He's got the backbone of a sausage roll and the charisma to match."
12.16.22 ★ word assoc. ★ "X"
07.07.23 ★ tfln ★ "Do try not to use all your wit at once; it's still early in the evening yet."
05.10.24 ★ tfln ★ "You wanna drug an unsuspecting individual and watch how they react to it? I'm game, obviously."
Jonathan Sims
07.08.22 ★ tfln ★ "Yes, but how questionable was the latest questionable thing you took out for delivery?"
07.15.22 ★ tfln ★ "Next time I'm worried you've stopped breathing, I'll be sure to just walk on by, then. At least your corpse wouldn't harass me."
Joshua Graham
06.20.22 ★ gen text ★ "I would prefer not to answer questions that pertain to any state of vulnerability."
Kate Bishop
02.21.25 ★ tfln ★ "You're gonna look pretty funny trying to fight crime or whatever from a bathtub."
Karen Page
06.30.22 ★ sexting ★ "You plan on helping me sift through my case notes?"
Kim Gaon
02.21.25 ★ tfln ★ "X"
Kim Kitsuragi
12.31.21 ★ tfln ★ "Yes. TGIF, as they say."
01.20.22 ★ body heat ★ "You got that "time to smoke" look on your face."
02.11.22 ★ tfln ★ "It was a completely innocent remark. About your genitals."
03.19.22 ★ tfln ★ "You want me to start associating you with people who shoot themselves accidentally?"
03.23.22 ★ psl ★ "I'll understand if you lose my number when we leave."
03.25.22 ★ tfln ★ "Do you regret saying I have a dainty waist?"
04.02.22 ★ tfln ★ "Seeing as you associate with hapless idiots I really gotta question your taste in men, Kim."
04.20.22 ★ heart meme ★ "Do you have any other quotidian platitudes that reflect your deepest sentiments?"
04.27.22 ★ psl ★ "You look like an overgrown Vespertine shoeshine boy."
05.21.22 ★ tfln ★ "It's cute when you play modest."
07.22.22 ★ tfln ★ "No. I'd say your stunt cock is the more pertinent target."
08.12.22 ★ tfln ★ "Not even your legs can bridge this age gap, I'm sure."
12.16.22 ★ word assoc. ★ "X"
Léon Alain Barber
08.08.2023 ★ pic prompt ★ "We are all given dimension by our surroundings."
Levi Kane
02.22.25 ★ tfln ★ "X"
Lucy MacLean
05.10.24 ★ tfln ★ "Out of professional curiosity, how many wasteland predators have you had run-ins with so far?"
05.10.24 ★ tfln ★ "Bring me a box of .308s and breakfast is yours."
05.10.24 ★ tfln ★ "X"
Malcolm Reynolds
07.12.24 ★ tfln ★ "Buy me roses. I'll swoon proper."
Marc Spector / Jake Lockley
05.20.22 ★ tfln ★ "Right, yeah, because you're about as subtle as a loaded gun."
06.15.22 ★ sexting ★ "If I kicked in your door for a price on your head, tell me that you'd kill me."
06.21.22 ★ sexting ★ "Are you touching yourself, nightstalker?"
Max Rockatansky
07.15.24 ★ pic prompt ★ "Making it sound like you want me around."
01.16.25 ★ love letters ★ "Didn't realize I needed to serenade my way into your leathers."
01.16.25 ★ tfln ★ "To ask me whether I think about your mouth on me with any regularity is like asking if I inhale before I exhale."
01.31.2025 ★ tfln ★
Miles Upshur
09.02.22 ★ tfln ★ "One man's certifiable taste is another man's romp in the back of his Jeep."
Nora, Sole Survivor
11.04.21 ★ pic prompt ★ "Would hate for you to freeze to death."
02.08.22 ★ pic prompt ★ "Maybe I should have been a medic instead of joining JAG."
Paladin Danse
11.22.22 ★ psl ★ "Really? You'd prefer "dipshit" over "civilian?" I mean, it's unorthodox, but I can oblige."
01.04.23 ★ psl ★ "X"
12.20.24 ★ nursed back to health ★ "Classic negotiation tactic. Stab someone in the face."
01.05.25 ★ psl ★ "X"
01.15.25 ★ love letters ★ "If you're subtly asking whether I've hit anybody in the face with a bottle yet, the answer is no."
01.22.25 ★ sexting ★ "X"
Paul "Jesus" Rovia
01.01.24 ★ my type ★ "X"
Piper Wright
06.16.22 ★ gen text ★ "All publishing rights in your capable hands, ma'am."
06.21.22 ★ sexting ★ "What kind of poison you got lying around? I know you've got a sweet tooth."
05.08.24 ★ sexting ★ "X"
01.21.25 ★ sexting ★ "X"
Quentin Smith
06.13.23 ★ sexting ★ "Do the boots ever come off or am I gonna have to wrangle you out of them?"
07.11.23 ★ pic prompt ★ "Darlin', if you were the king-sized bed type, you wouldn't've jumped me outside a liquor store."
07.18.24 ★ sexting ★ "X"
Razvan Seville
02.06.22 ★ gen text ★ "When are people not trying to kill me?"
02.12.22 ★ tfln ★ "I'm glad you got more than just tetanus out of it."
Remmick
07.17.25 ★ pic prompt ★ "X"
Reno
08.12.22 ★ tfln ★ "You're a motormouth, I've considered creatively gagging you more than once."
Rick Grimes
04.13.23 ★ pic prompt ★ "X"
Rico Dredd
08.12.22 ★ tfln ★ "Don't say 'maybe' like that, Len. I might take it as a challenge and you don't know what you're signing up for."
08.30.22 ★ pic prompt ★ "All right. Take me for a spin."
09.16.22 ★ tfln ★ "It was just a little joke, Len. Don't get your panties in a twist."
10.28.22 ★ tfln ★ "Sounds like suicide, sweetheart, but you know I'm all in."
11.16.22 ★ psl ★ "And I'm here because you trust me. Right, Len?"
12.09.22 ★ tfln ★ "Yeah, sometimes you're a complete fucking prick. Not everybody's nice enough to give you a love tap for it."
01.27.23 ★ tfln ★ "That's a lot of time to dig in silence. What ran through your head? Other than the bullets at the end, obviously."
05.01.23 ★ survey ★ "Oh, you paid Billy Knight to write that one for you?"
06.20.23 ★ psl ★ "X"
07.21.23 ★ tfln ★ "X"
02.21.25 ★ tfln ★ "X"
Robert Small
09.16.22 ★ pic prompt ★ "The years I had to train to be this bad... and you don't even respect the effort."
Rust Cohle
02.21.25 ★ tfln ★ "Did I strike a nerve in your redirection of assured distraction?"
Sarica
05.01.22 ★ gen text ★ "Oh, I'd say we've been very friendly."
05.20.22 ★ tfln ★ "Consider me pleasantly unsurprised at the number of candles you've dipped your wick into."
Scott Kensington
11.17.22 ★ tinder ★ "You're vers? That's huge, I bet you get a lot of requests."
Sebastian Moran
02.09.23 ★ psl ★ "X"
Silco
02.13.25 ★ pic prompt ★ "X"
Simon "Ghost" Riley
01.14.25 ★ pic prompt ★ X
01.17.25 ★ tfln ★ "I'm glad you're back. Gonna put that pretty mouth of yours to work."
01.30.25 ★ love letters ★ "That's a really sweet way of telling me you're gonna fuck me stupid."
Tangerine
12.16.22 ★ word assoc. ★ "X"
12.19.22 ★ sexting ★ "X"
01.26.23 ★ sexting ★ "X"
Tobi, Lone Wanderer/Courier
11.02.23 ★ assumptions ★ "Keep talking like that and I'll have to ask you to buy me dinner first."
11.03.23 ★ tfln ★ "Yeah, I'm allergic to little shits with yellow eyes. Let me know if you see any around."
11.17.23 ★ tfln ★ "You don't have to worry about me. Wouldn't bend you over anything unless you wanted me to."
Viktor
10.03.25 ★ tfln ★ "X"
Will Graham
02.23.22 ★ sexting ★ "My canine kingdom is open to border relations."
Yes Man
01.25.22 ★ h/c ★ "I would really love to be wrong! Hey, maybe this is totally normal!"
10.20.23 ★ tfln ★ "Don't take this the wrong way, but I had a pretty nice, anonymous life until your ex-boss shot me in the face."